plsnatalie

Just another day.

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I mean if you enjoy waking up early and Mondays, more power to ya.

plsnatalie:

Pass, unlike some people I can actually tolerate school.

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There’s just something about Mondays, man.

Who wants to go on a road trip? School tomorrow doesn’t sound very appealing to me. 

05-12 | 0:54 | 6 notes

jfcbuzz:

If you’re gonna blast your music loud enough for the whole neighborhood to hear it - at least make sure it’s good music first.

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It can’t be as my bad as my neighbors always blasting unintelligible rap music late at night.

fckpolaris

Maybe you should just order out?

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That would involve putting pants on to answer the door.

nonathaniel:

Too lazy for some food? That’s some frightening level of lazy right there. What’ve you been doing all day?

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It really is, I’m starting to get a little worried myself. I’ve been waiting around I guess, hoping my mother would get home at a reasonable hour so I could at least tell her Happy Mother’s Day.

I haven’t eaten all day but I’m too lazy to move right now. Gotta love Sundays.

05-11 | 22:53 | 4 notes

masongtfo:

Today I came to the realization thay men and women take their shirts off in completely different ways. I tried to take mine off the girl way and got stuck. Never again.

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If it makes you feel any better, I almost always get stuck too.

domsux

Well, that sucks.

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But it’s fine, I have pizza. 

domsux

Did you have fun, though?

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It was more messy than fun. That’s what she said. 

©DH